Took ’07 off… figured one year out of 28, what’s the loss?
Had a long breakfast, called the boss
It’s been swell, wish you well, our paths will cross
Spent most of the year on the sauce
Is Malk in his draws or not? Coin toss
At that point it was more of a loincloth
Unless I got company then I let the boys off
Get some air, catch a breather
Your owner is now a man of leisure
I hit Belize and Costa Rica while you stayed home and ordered pizza
Hit France, skipped the Mona Lisa… and ain’t need a visa either
Peace to my green card lady, four years last February… now I stroll LA like El Jefe
What you say we go to Mexico? I’m in D.F. off a bottle of Presidente by Wednesday
Tanning up my new muscles… skinny punk, I work out one week and get plenty pumped
I’m silly drunk… cats asking “do you feel sick yet?” “no, it’s still really fun.”
And I’m nearly done with this one, so…

it's on... check the song... the jerk lives on.

2008 was uhhh… kinda of a blur, my boy assured me it was absurd
Grew my hair out, slicked back
embracing my new incarnation as a used car salesman
Worked on listening more in conversations… I’m up to sixty percent
And I keep observations way past the bare minimum, where women invite me I’m there, sharing opinions
Pretty stare, pretty hair, intelligent, and it’s so rare to get it in such a fine specimen as you
I brush her hand so she understands
electricity, now she sits with me
She looked at the sun over the sea and said “life’s a vacation from eternity.”
And like that, the uncertainty that used to worry me my whole life is now history
I’m free.

DON'T BE MAD CUZ WE'RE HAVING FUN... AND YOU'RE HAVING NONE.

yall pissed at me? Now I’m the enemy?
yall salty cuz I keep it all G?
cuz I got no strings to hold me down and you’re Homey The Clown
permanent frown cuz my fortune cookie said “see the world”
and two days later I’m stroking the Equator
Living in linen, lil drinks with umbrellas in ‘em and plump, tanned titties on television
My religion? Whoever’s serving lunch
so bring on the funny hats and prayer mats
That’s a cute accent, Let’s hang some
I’m in 301 playing Chuck Jackson albums
Two rooms, a kitchen, shower, patio, two weeks for $80 plus AC? Crazy
I’ll be working on my life story, so check for my memoirs
and don’t pronounce the “r”s.